And this piece of "amazing" news comes from the Weekly World News or as we in the know like to call it "The number one source of news and information in trailer parks all over North America!"
A new study has confirmed what many people have long suspected -- most male poodles are gay!
"The meticulous grooming and sassy outfits favored by most poodles have always made people suspicious," explains Dr. Kip Gobblestock, a sociologist who directed the three-year study of canine sexuality.
Interestingly, the study found that over 75 percent of male poodles are homosexual, while only three percent of female poodles are lesbians.
These findings have led many to wonder if male poodles are born gay or if they become gay due to their environment.
You know what? I bet you could engage a Conservative in a hardcore and serious debate about this most important of issues. Personally I think the headline should read "Most poodles are owned by neurotic and mentally inept women who have nothing better to do than dye their dog ridiculous colors and dress it up in babydoll clothes in a pathetic attempt to obtain the attention Daddy never gave them".
Kip Gobblestock? Hmm... I think I might be legally changing my name...
1 dirty hippies blowing your mind:
why the fuck do like 15-20 people per DAY search for gay poodles and land on this page? Seriously, WTF?
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