Monday, May 31

Ive been trying to make music. It always seems to come out sounding very "dark", which is puzzling in a way, because I don't feel negative or down when I'm making it. Perhaps my subconscious is interfering?

They are turning the building next door into lofts. I guess my windows are going to be filthy all summer now, because there is no way this will be done anytime soon. It's raining today, so they can't work on it, which is good, because it means I can now sit here naked without fear of being seen by the workers.

My goddamned head is so covered with bug bites it feels like I'm full of huge tumours. I think maybe those bugs laid some eggs in there it's so bad. You can't really put anything on bites that are under your hair, although it is itching so bad I'm tempted to shave my head so I can.

I actually drank enough to feel drunk last night. We then walked over to the only place on the street that had any sort of crowd. Unfortunately the crowd was mainly Britney wannabes and the boys who love them. The whole place had this vague onion like aroma which was a little off putting. This one guy came up to my friend Darrin throws his arms around us and said "You have god in you do you know that? You are a powerful man. You will be a preacher man. If you are a preacher man, everyone will listen to you..." When he finally walked away, we simultaneously said to each other "that's where that onion smell was coming from". Then we gave each other a shoulder smell check to confirm contamination.

Sunday, May 30

Just got back from a trip to one of the Ontario Ghost Towns I've been dying to see, and I was not disappointed. Newfoundout, in the Ottawa Valley, is an absolutely magical and serene place. Old homes and barns are still present, as are the remains of the odd piece of farming equipment (If you go, you will quickly realize why their farming attempts failed). I hear there are remains of a few antique vehicles as well, but I did not make it to that area. Photos cannot do justice to the overwhelming feeling of contentment and solitude you feel there. If you are anywhere even remotely close to this area, I suggest you visit. I plan to go back, as the now deserted and falling apart community spans 4 km which I was not prepared to walk in it's entirety this day (uphill I might add). I'll post a few more pictures later once they have been scanned. More photos can be found here

Thursday, May 27

Are they trying to be funny putting stop smoking ads at the top of my blog?

Wednesday, May 26

O.K. so this guy gets really drunk and passes out. He gets his face written on, and is ridiculed by his girlfriend. How does he get back at her? He cums on her face while she is sleeping. O.K. so in some ways I do find this funny. But what is it with men and cumming on a girl's face?

Anyway, I don't know who the guy in the picture is, but when I think about it, it really is a prank that never gets old.

It looks like I am going to Montreal tomorrow for a few days. I can't wait, it's like going home for me, and I won't want to come back.

Tuesday, May 25

I suppose one advantage to being blind is that no matter who you meet or date, they can always be visually your type.

Wednesday, May 19

I'm back from Chicago. The only thing touristy I saw was the Shedd Aquarium. I was with my mother and sisters and they sure like shopping. We are talking 8 hour shopping marathons. I'm a little bit like a guy in that shopping is not my favourite thing to do. I'd have to say the highlight of the trip though was my mother getting very drunk at a nightclub. Good times indeed.

Bought some cigarettes. I lasted a week. Guess I'll try again tomorrow. This is getting really boring. I need a creativity jumpstart.

Wednesday, May 12

Tomorrow I leave for Chicago. I have to confess, I am not 100% thrilled to be travelling to the U.S., but it's a trip with my mother and sisters, so I'm going. I still haven't caved and smoked, and as a long time smoker (over 20 years), I feel like I'm going to lose my mind. I refuse to quit using the patch or any other stupid accessory though. You have to have control over your own mind or you have control over nothing.

I'll be back in a few days. See ya!

Tuesday, May 11

I've not been posting because I'm quitting smoking, and I have a hard time sitting at the computer without a cig. In fact, I'm dying to buy some right now, so I need to go do something before I crack up.

Friday, May 7

If I have to drive behind one more woman in an SUV or minivan, I'm going to start slashing tires.

Thursday, May 6

I just re-read the post below and noticed it was a little misleading. I did NOT pay to watch anything. I was looking at the free stuff. It's $5.99/min for god's sake! $5.99 per minute. Oh and I forgot to add, Moon Pie boy was complaining because he only made $2300/week.

Maybe I don't feel so sorry for him after all. That sounds like it would buy a hell of a lot of Moon Pies.

Wednesday, May 5

So this friend of mine told me about this site with video and audio... basically a free chat thing except you can pay to get private shows from these guys. Anyway, I was watching this one guy, and it was just about the saddest thing ever. This boy of 18 was supposed to be sitting there encouraging people to get horny and pay to see him do his thing, but he was excited to talk about his favorite snack, Moon Pies, and said he wished he was 10 so he could start things over again.

I find this depressing. So I switched to a dude doing handstands in stupid boxers, and making faces that made him look subnormal. AAH... that's better. ; )

I have no clue what a moon pie actually is, but the conversation made me hungry.
Immature Diversion of the day: Sitepal
Supposedly putting one of these scary talking heads on your site helps increase traffic. I had fun running parts of the rap battle below through their demo. Basically this weird flash animated person recites anything you type. I'd put up a pic of the character I created, but that would probably make them angry.
God you just gotta love Japan. The Japanese are just so cool. See this band here? They are a "Visual Band" called Blood. Apparently Visual or Visual-Kei is a popular music type in Japan. I guess it's kind of a glam rock thing. I don't know, but it amuses me. Check out the make-up. This isn't a band member, but someone on the street. Apparently this is a popular makeup to do. It's called Center Guy style. It seems they like Disney accessories. How odd.

I know that people kind of have this idea that the Japanese are uptight. I think though that they seem to be able to hang on to some of that childlike wonderment with the world that we here in North America lose very quickly and then look down upon as we get older.

I wish I was Japanese. It would give me a great explanation as to why I am the way I am. "Why are you wearing that?" "I'm Japanese". Why are you listening to that?" "I'm Japanese". You get how it would go...

www.jpop.com
Japanese Streets

Tuesday, May 4

O.K. Messenger is good for having dirty rap battles with friends, this one gets a little offensive (well, offensive to those who actually take offense to words). I like to think I won, what do you say to that Mr. Bellylickinglion? ; )


bellylickinglion says:

i'll kiss yo kitty with my dick.. but you so fine I'll shoot to quick... so I'll pull on out of you furry cat....and fuck yo face hows about that
Tracey says:
that's just sick.... and if you go too quick... then yo damn dick... I'll never lick
bellylickinglion says: listen up bitch...you gonna suck my dick and eat my cum....then you gonna bend over get my dick in your bum...
Tracey says:
i'll turn you over, put my foot in yo ass..kick it so hard you'll be tasting the gas
bellylickinglion says:
oh I see.....you like it rough....but you ain't very tough... look at you start to cry...after I shoot my jizz in yo eye
Tracey says:
you won't have no jizz to shoot, after your balls meet my big boot....all this talk that you be servin, don't hide the fact your dick be curvin, to the left and to the right, you try but you can't fuck all night
bellylickinglion says:
no need to waste anymore time with you....I blew my load and now I'm through....wash yourself up and get on your way.....as soon as Tomelite gets his motherfuckin pay
Tracey says:
all this talk be making you hot, your words are tough, your actions not, try if you like to best my rhyme, all you doin is wastin my time, so take that lil ole dick away, it's limp and hell, it's prolly gay
bellylickinglion says:
I guess that makes you my queer bitch....and your smack talkin is givin me the itch... to come on down to hammer-town.... and set you straight you fucking clown
Tracey says:
I told you boy, your dick is lacking, better off you stick to whacking, call me when it's up to size, and most of all when it can rise, to my occasion, and persuasion,til that time, ain't no invasion happening all up in here, now hit the fridge I need a beer
bellylickinglion says:
better yet drink from my bottle...grab my balls and squeeze full throttle...i'll pour you some head....my bubbly brew...from the tap it's about to spew....now that your thirst be quenched....how about some dinner you fucking wench
Tracey says:
when you gonna give it up? Ain't got time for a two bit pup, all your words are straight up frontin, hardcore action's what I'm huntin, yo dick so small it's just a runt, you almost have yourself a cunt, and girly action aint my bag, I'd rather hump a fucking fag, so take your shit and hit the door, and leave my money on the floor, beside the bed and don't forget to wipe them shit stains off your head, it's so far up yo ass you should be dead.
bellylickinglion says:
so the cum drenched whore...wants to play more...but I gots other bitches to fuck....so best not push your luck... thank the stars I came in today...now if you please I'll be on my way... one more thing before I go... I'm a little short on the cash flow....Sugar mamma, hook me up slut... it's what it costs when this pup busts you a nut.
Tracey says:
you try and try but you can't rhyme, i heard better from a mime, you think you got what ladies need, (hell yeah I guess you got tha weed), but when it comes to fucking good, you never can produce the wood, fucking ain't your strongest point, just pass me over that fat joint, i need to get my head all dizzy, just to look at you ya sissy. fuck your girls with that lil ass nub, then me and them can start a club, the lil dick club for girls fucked wrong, and this will be the club theme song.
bellylickinglion says:
It's the clubs first night your the only one that showed.... it's probably cuz my dick ain't little it's that your a ho... your mouth be flappin like that cunt so loose ...aint enough dick in the world to fill up that caboose
Tracey says:
it only seems big cuz yer so small... you might fill up a barbie doll, but even then, she'll cry for Ken, are you on crack, or maybe smack? this ho is leaving, won't be back... little dicks aint got no place anywhere near this bitch's face.
bellylickinglion says:
I forgot....I'm sorry....I'm such a fool... that your a shaved gorrila that came from the zoo... used to suckin big fat elephant dick... get fucked by the pack and forced to eat shit... we can go sometime and visit your home.... and if your good I'll throw you my bone
Tracey says:
your bone? what bone, i told you punk, between your legs aint nothin but junk. least in the zoo they do it right, keeping it up day and night, a little blue pill might help you out, but then again i really doubt, that you can fuck both good and hard, I'm out of here now, I'll send you a card.
Once I got punched by a drag queen. A HUGE one. I thought you might like to know.

Can someone please explain to me why people find "sex" on messenger or any other chat software hot? It has to be about the least sexy means of sexual communication. If some guy is typing that he is stroking himself etc.... well then how the hell is he typing so fast? I think it's hilarious. Typing is an annoying means of communication to begin with... and anyone who would try to combine that with sexual activity... well they are either full of it or have a pretty dull sex life.

I seem to be out of stories again. What a dullard. I guess the one thing my job was good for was giving me stunted social interaction to comment on. I'll have to find me another one of those someday soon.

Monday, May 3

Just decided... going to take a road trip to a ghost town called Newfoundout. Can't wait. Should get some amazing photos, and I'm super excited about seeing the buildings and vehicles left behind back in the 40's.
It occurs to me that I have not heard any music lately that excites me. Not even close. I don't think I've bought an album in 18 months.

So I took a break from this over the weekend thinking that I might accumulate some good stories to share. I didn't.

I think I'll go downtown this afternoon and count the crazies. There is an unbelievable number of them in this city of 500,000. I don't know if we grow 'em ourselves or if they are transplants, but hell, they are all here.