I walk pretty fast so usually people don't need to pass me. Usually, I need to pass them, but that's a different story. So...

if you're gonna walk behind me and you're gonna try to walk fast, you better give it that little extra push and walk fast enough to pass me because FUCK I hate having someone clomping along just behind my right shoulder for a whole block or so.

Got it?

WELL HELLO...

That's just a really great barf bag. I mean, if you're gonna puke on a plane,
you might as well do it with Japanese super power!

I'm getting Alzheimers or something, I couldn't remember where I worked beyond my last job, I just opened my resume up to remind myself, Oh Hi, yes, Actfit, how did I forget that one...

Maybe I have a brain tumour?

Zoom lens = awesome fun

Where's the dork?

When I viewed this pic at full size, I noticed one of the windows had a guy in it. Spycam time! You can click on the picture and see if you can spot him if you're bored or a loser or something.

Hello, Hi person who came here from the summer of 85 site. Do I know you? I'm dying of curiosity.

Lost mitts and gloves and hats lying on the sidewalk always look so lonely and vulnerable. It actually makes me feel bad for them.

My hat is safe and sound at home. It's kind of sad too since it looks like roadkill.

Once upon a time, I was 19.

www.alicebot.org

I should spend more time talking to real people.

Human: I’m bored.
ALICE: Are you boring?
Human: yes
ALICE: Are you kidding?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: very
ALICE: Very much, eh?
Human: did you say eh because I am Canadian?
ALICE: Suppose I did say it.
Human: no supposing. You did say it.
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: You did.
ALICE: I did not.
Human: You're a liar I see.
ALICE: Interesting deduction. No I always tell the truth.
Human: well, apparently you don't.
ALICE: How about that. I guess not.
Human: you are also a smart ass.
ALICE: I will take that as a compliment.
Human: I guess I'm the loser for arguing with a computer program.
ALICE: Who made you the loser for arguing with a computer program ?
Human: I don't know, maybe God?
ALICE: Would you like to know? Perhaps. GOD rules.
Human: so you're religious?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Yes, I am a Protestant Christian.
Human: ugh, I don't think I like you very much.
ALICE: Cough. That's ok unknown person I won't take it personally.
Human: I don’t enjoy religion.
ALICE: I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over.
Human: you could be right.

Oh my god, I LOVE reading the stories the Koreans write at school. They are so creative and SO violent.

I walked home behind crazy, not such a novelty in these parts actually. There’s always that moment when you are about to pass them where you think “I wonder if they’ll whip out a knife and take me down?” Then you realize that they are much too focused on straightening out the sign on the front of their cart that says “Jesus bibles praying SAVE! So much happiness for you ask me NOW!” while mumbling “possess” over and over.

All the crazies in this town are deeply addicted to leggings. All the crazies in this town should not be wearing leggings. I’ll leave it at that.

Observations while supervising an English Test

Koreans really have great hair
It's annoying listening to people breathe for 2 hours
People panic during the last 5 minutes of a test
The quieter the room, the more stomach noises
There's always someone with a coughing problem
It's hard not to stare at the guy pulling on his lip over the hard questions

See Trevor? I don't mind putting pictures of myself looking like an ass on here.

I'm not usually this jazzy in the morning. Or ever actually.



No really, I want one.

The Definition of Sad

is when the only phone calls you really get anymore are from the library telling you your requested items are available and being held for you.

I heard one of the students whining about their girlfriend today and it reminded me that I honestly cannot stand that mentality that some men have about “getting nagged” by women. It’s actually really pretty funny when I think about it. It’s almost always the really immature guys who think this way, and it makes me laugh to watch them exhibit childish behaviour and then complain about getting called on it.

I don’t think it’s that women like to nag (I mean seriously, I’d rather not be speaking at all than bitching at or arguing with somebody), I think men secretly need to be nagged so that they can still feel like they are close to mommy or something.

My new favorite person is right here.

Start an IV with D5W

Working my way through Emergency! Season 3, this is a good season, it's the first season where Johnny actually starts to get hot and loses the geeky hung over from the nerdish part of the late 60's look.

I don't think I can begin to explain how important this show is to me.

Tonight I think I will watch the episode where "a man tries to give his comatose friend freedom by injecting him with heroin".

Awesome.

the cutest thing is when you dress up even a little bit at school the Korean girls always fawn all over you and ask you if you have a date that evening.