When you find a vacuum on the side of the road, you should probably bring it home and pose with it.

Jesus, it's 35 degrees C or 95 degrees F outside right now (actually is, not an exaggeration) and I'm wearing a goddamned sweater and pants, because it's freezing in the office.

Should be a great walk home today.

Yeah I know, weather talk sucks.

"Less swallowing madness, less kilos and more gaiety in your life!"

Some days, I really appreciate junk mail from other countries.

i wish i had pictures from Saturday night, but you weren't allowed to take any anyway so it wouldn't have mattered if I'd brought my camera or not. Anyway, who wants to carry their camera around until 5 am, not me, paranoia about losing it, it's worth more than almost everything else I own.

So... you'll just have to use your imagination about Saturday and I'm not even gonna give you any hints. Best to just forget about it.

I'll have something SUPER to write about soon, I'm pretty sure.

This is pretty obviously just filler, but someone keeps checking here, I'm guessing they are waiting for something new to comment on or something, sorry if this is a disappointment and you can't think of a cut, I'll try harder next time or maybe not. If you hadn't noticed, I don't much care.

Oh, almost forgot, I had my teeth scaled the other day, holy NOT FINE!

Jesus, this week is messing me up... I keep thinking it's Tuesday and blah blah blah... so basically I have no clue what is going on.

Did you know I'll be 40 next year? Motherfucker. I better start snapping some pics before my face fucking falls off.

If I wanted to be famous I’d have to lose about 40 lbs and 20 years off of me. Good thing I’m not ambitious.

I was going to go take pictures of fireworks and post them but then I remembered that I fucking hate fireworks so that didn't happen, thank god, gay.

one thing you have to understand is that I'm a huge procrastinator. About everything.

Look whoever you are... picking your damn teeth in the parking lot behind city hall every SINGLE day, I know it says floss and toss but STOP tossing your fucking dental boomerangs on the ground where I have to see them, it makes me gag. Oh, and you're disgusting.