I just fucking stepped on my glasses and broke them AGAIN... I do this every year with every pair because I guess I am irresponsible. I need laser eye surgery or something since I'm pretty sure that I can't step on my own eyeballs. Contacts are no good, I end up falling asleep in them and I can't afford the ones that don't stick to your eye when you do that. I also can't afford laser eye surgery and besides it kind of creeps me out.

Now I am holding the right lens in with a twist tie. That's what ALL the cool kids do.