When I walk home from one of my jobs I walk as fast as I can without walking so fast that I look like one of those gay ass power walkers or stupid "pumping arm dillholes" or whatever they call themselves. Anyway, when I do this my legs are usually killing me about halfway home, but I do it so I can get home and have a smoke because I don't like smoking and walking at the same time. I like to relax while I poison myself.

I also felt like a gigantical sow when I got stuck behind the teeniest tiniest asian girl. I had something else pointless to say but I forgot.

This blog is getting dull without pictures, but I haven't recharged my camera batteries, mostly because I don't know where they all are, but also because as I've mentioned before I am that lazy.