Somebody please tell me what the hell is wrong with a phone that actually sounds like a phone when it rings? Cell phones are bad enough, but displaying your shitty taste in music (and also advertising that you are the kind of dingbat who cares about that kind of thing) is taking it too far. I suppose on the other hand it's a good way to tell immediately that someone is an annoying twat.

I wish I had the nerve to grab your phone and smash it with my boots.

O.K. I'm going to Montreal. Back Tuesday.