I just walked home with this big gayass umbrella that looked liked it had been stomped on. We have probably 4 umbrellas but ALL our umbrellas look like that for some unknown reason. Today that is the biggest thing I have to complain about but the day is still young so even though I should be glad that that is my biggest problem, it still annoys me.

The other thing annoying me is that I still haven't gotten my last cheque from the barn. Typical, and completely what I expected, thanks for reaffirming my decision to quit.

Later, we will argue about furniture arranging. My life is so exciting, I don't know how you can read this and not kill yourself out of jealousy.