Saying "I have a short attention span" is a polite way of avoiding telling someone you don't want to hear them yap yap yapping anymore.


I can't take credit for these photos, because they come off this site where this person randomly downloads people's pics from Kazaa etc. I don't remember the site they come from, but I am going to do that too because I am nosy and people are retarded.


Remember how I said I was in the mood for a roller skating movie? I'm going to watch Roll, Bounce tonight because it's a roller skating movie that will probably be crap but I like crap movies that don't make you think even more than I like good movies that you think about for a lifetime. I will eat French Onion soup while watching and maybe drink some red wine (that I will also add to the soup). Best night ever in store. I wish I could invite you, but I don't like to share my food.

Here is my first Kazaa discovery. Sassy.