O.K. so lately the magazines have been posting pictures of these two captioned "Cute Couple Alert!"

Are you fucking kidding me? Even Seal would admit that cute is not a word that applies to him in any situation. I figure it's just the subtle way the magazines have of saying "See? We are NOT prejudiced, we dig the interracial couple thing." Like anyone would expect anything less. It's the absolute falsehood of the statement "cute couple" that gives them away. Try "Happy Couple" for fuck's sake.