Yesterday I decided I was going to make baked beans from scratch. You would think this would be just about the most simple thing ever as it consists of basically shoving stuff in the oven and ignoring it for most of the day.

Thing is... if you miss the step where you boil the beans for 2 hours first, they never get soft, no matter how long you bake them. Taking them out, boiling them and rebaking them again doesn't work either.

I had Burger King for dinner last night.