I don’t know why it is that I literally feel like I can’t think anymore. There is not ONE useful thought floating around in my head cavity and there hasn’t been for months.

My life involves working and watching tv. Sadly, most of the time I don’t really mind this.

You wanna know how bad it is? No probably not. Just writing this I have bored myself so badly that I actually dislike myself a little bit. If I were someone else looking at me I would probably say something sarcastic about me. Maybe I would even kick me.

Of course, then I look at other people and I feel a little better about things.

Does anybody remember this?

When I die,
Bury me,
Hang my balls on a cherry tree,
When they’re ripe,
Take a bite,
Don’t blame me if you barf all night.

I think we sang this in like grade 3. P.S. DON’T even mention that twatslime House of Pain song that used the song above. I’m not interested and they didn’t make it up.

Oh and remember:

Mamma mia
Papa Pee-a
Baby got the diarrohea!