Why do so many women sport California jaundice in the winter around here? Do you have a freaking mirror? It doesn't look better than being pale.

I had one of these oompa loompas driving behind me yesterday, I could see the ghastly orange glow even in a quick glance in my rear view mirror. Funny thing was, she kept checking herself out at every stoplight, basking in her own apparent hotness.

It's always those types who are so deluded.