I walked home behind crazy, not such a novelty in these parts actually. There’s always that moment when you are about to pass them where you think “I wonder if they’ll whip out a knife and take me down?” Then you realize that they are much too focused on straightening out the sign on the front of their cart that says “Jesus bibles praying SAVE! So much happiness for you ask me NOW!” while mumbling “possess” over and over.

All the crazies in this town are deeply addicted to leggings. All the crazies in this town should not be wearing leggings. I’ll leave it at that.