Oh you cute students trying to say salt shaker and soap in the class next to me. Listening to them makes me feel happy today.

Did you know dryer sheets take the static out of your hair and make it smell good too? I feel so clever for coming up with this although now that I think about it, I imagine some women’s magazine put this one out there as a tip of the month or something ages ago… so I guess it’s not such a score after all.

I never thought I’d say this, but I’m really looking forward to the smell of thawing mud and dog poop. That will mean that spring is here.

Just realized... I can't stand listening to someone eating an apple.