so this city I live in has the greatest number of fat people in Canada, no surprises there, I could have told you that. 74% of residents are overweight or obese? Jesus Christ, way to go Hamilton!!

Thoughts I've had so far today:

Maybe if you didn’t hoard everything like a psycho I would know what we actually had here I hate cheap people cheap people are usually greedy people and greedy people are usually self centered and intolerable

I would really be happy if I had some eggs right now

I think my heart just popped or I have stomach cancer, sometimes I think im having a stroke or an aneurysm or something but it turns out im not, at least not so far

Im far more adventurous than it seems and far less durable than I think

Im sorry I can’t hide my contempt for you any longer stop being a douche and it will be easier for me do people still use the term douche it feels very grade 8 to me… if you were in grade 8 in the early 80’s

Why are you always changing your mind… what a weird term… changing your mind I’d like to change my mind sometimes just plug someone else’s in for a bit

It’s 40 ° C out for you Americans that’s about 104° either way it’s meltingly hot

Pigeons have made my balcony a health hazard

yeah... I need some new brain material.