oh how I love classy women who talk loudly (LOUDLY, like attention seeking much?) about squat pissing in the bushes and whether it is better to drip in your underwear or wipe with a leaf and OMG WHAT if there were bugs on the leaf and they got in your precious vagina or your BUM and OMG I’d definitely rather get pee in my pants use a leaf, a DOG might have peed there before…wait let’s talk about shitting now…

Yeah that was really nice while I was trying to eat my burrito, thanks girls.