“She was identified using the serial numbers of her breast implants”. Yes, that phrase was in a news story I just read this morning. As I often think each day, “what a fucking strange world this is.”


I don't happen to have breast implants and don't want them.

African movies have strange story lines I think. The covers and titles are pretty great though. And to the point.


Outkast is about a group of Nigerian prostitutes deported from Italy and naturally involves violence and crime. It also appears to star 90's era Salt n' Pepa.



This ad is about water safety or drowning or something, but I think it really just shows that if you are going to drown, you should try not to be dressed like a suburban soccer mom, it's not a good look. Actually, I'm not entirely sure if that person is male or female.



Oh hi, what toppings will you pick for your falafel? Choose well because in about 5 minutes they are going to give us your order (which won't even be a falafel after all but a chicken shawarma)and I'm guessing you will have to stand there and go through the whole production all over again. Sorry about that, we didn't notice until after we left.


Every time you open your eyes, turn around or do anything, I will be watching you because I am one of those cats what need constant attention or I will die or at the very least cry and dig at your door for HOURS...