it is COLD today, this makes me unhappy, I don’t want or need to be cold EVER (ok lie, I need the air to be cold when I am sleeping, but totally different, that) and this is going to greatly interfere with my plans to become a camping master (a warm weather one). I suppose many would argue that you cannot become a camp master if you are not willing to brave the elements and camp with snow and ice but I beg to differ, I said I wanted to be a camp master not a fucking idiot.

You might think I am joking when I say I want to move to maybe California or something, but it is becoming more and more likely that I am not, so keep your eye out, I may need an American to marry in order to get it done. I know what you are thinking about my plan, so old fashioned, right?