It's a battle of the soft rock handjobs up in here, who will take the happy ending?

In cubicle one we have Bryan Adams wailing about how everything he does he does for you (riiight) and in cubicle two right next door, Journey is keep on keeping on in the believing department.

Two things... can you people get together and select just ONE shitty station to play instead of torturing me with these horrific middle aged mash-ups? And second, doesn't Journey just scream "New Jersey" even though apparently they are from California?

Hey, did you know Journey had an Atari video game in 1982? And POP, that right there shoots the winning load in Journey's favour.

but seriously ladies, pleeeeeease. Clearly you both have the same minivan driving musical tastes so let's get it together. Bob FM, Dick FM, choose ONE.

deet da deet da deet: oh fuck late breaking news, one of the cubicle tag team is now singing along to You Oughta Know, yes the version with the bleeped out parts, she sorta mumbled through those parts, is this song really about Uncle Joey, ok going to barf now, bye.