oh how desperately I want this Vitamin pill towel. AND it will love me more than anything else in the world, WHAT?! Yes, please!



I just vaguely burped, one of those accidental ones that sort of slip out when you yawn, tried to cover it up with a throat clear. Pfft, whatever, my cellmate here didn’t seem to notice, at least it didn’t elicit one of the random wows I hear him say for no apparent reason at least 6 times a day. It wasn’t that loud anyway.


this is the face I make while waiting for PAINFULLY slow families to get the minivan packed up and on its way so that I can go walking in the park without feeling self- conscious or having to half ass smile at their kids to show that I think they are cute and NO I'm not a weirdo. Hmm... I might look like this all the time.