there’s this guy who comes and plays tennis against the wall of the empty school next to my work. He’s pretty nuts actually, always flapping his arms and talking to himself and playing shirtless one man wall tennis for hours. Anyway, on Friday he forgot to put his car into park and it rolled back, past my work and crashed into a moving van. When he finally noticed, he ran over and started beating the car like it was it’s fault. Then, he drove it back to its parking space (while giving the interior a little beating as well), hopped out, beat the outside a bit more, then, went back to playing crazy tennis. Awesome. I took a photo, but it’s no good and didn’t capture any of the real action, sorry.

this long weekend felt about a month long actually. I think I gained around 5 pounds due to pigging out and sitting around doing sweet fuck all. Gonna repair that this week and so on.