somebody has eaten something with too many onions in here and the unfortunate result is that it smells like a large sweaty damn armpit, I swear I am almost gagging.

It’s almost as bad (but not quite) as the time my old boss downed a can of tuna before coming into my overheated office to stand too close to me and speak right in my face and all I could think was “unwashed crotch” over and over and I very nearly threw up seriously, I was holding my breath as discreetly as I could, man it was so bad it’s kind of burned into my brain.