so Barbara Walters thinks Kate Gosselin is one of the most fascinating people of the year? REALLY?

All it takes to become fascinating is to drop a litter like a common dog, flaunt your bitchy, overbearing personality on tv until you drive your pipsqueak of a husband to donning Ed Hardy douchery in an effort to assert some manhood, whore out your children on a tv show nobody with a brain should even care about, essentially exist as a the best birth control advertisement ever, and then pathetically scramble to remain relevant when it all starts to fall apart? (O.K. so maybe I've seen TMZ once or twice...)

When did we decide that watching people living lives we could have too (if we made all the wrong decisions) was FASCINATING?

I don’t get it.

On a side note, what is with people shittily remaking songs that were already shitty the first time around? Like we really needed some slow jam R&B version of I want to know what love is? Oh Christ, it’s Mariah Carey you say? STINKVILLE!!