Goddamn you blogger...I wrote a witty and deeply amusing piece on having to go to the bathroom at work and you deleted it and I am NOT going to write it out again so now you will just have to trust me that it was funny and right on the mark and you would so be sitting there saying to yourself "man, can I ever relate to THAT..."

Once again my comic genius as well as my uncanny ability to expose the foibles (ha, foibles, like "my grandma couldn't come for thanksgiving this year, she had a case of the foibles") of man is thwarted by technology.