I bet if I wrote this post about naked tits, anal sex or hell, even horny gay boys, this post would eternally get more hits than anything else on this blog. Shit, just writing that sentence has ensured that. Idiots.



So bored with everything, maybe it's this time of year, spring is always a turning point I guess, time to lose the fat accumulated over the winter, time to shake the cobwebs out of the skull, shave the feminist style legs.

This morning the air was so fresh it was amazing. I have a feeling my birthday this year is going to suck with a capital ASS.