fuck I'm sick. Double fuck, I wouldn't be sick if people would just stay the fuck at home when THEY were sick instead of coming to work like some kind of useless fucking Martyr to show what good little drones they are and spreading the germs throughout.

Sorry, you really aren't that important that you shouldn't stay away for one bloody lousy day and try to keep from making the rest of us feel like shit along with you. Now everyone here is coughing and hacking and NOBODY ever stays the fuck away.

Naturally this has all served to make me feel obligated to be here sick and this is idiotic lunacy. I'm freezing and my throat feels like I had razors for breakfast. But at least I'm getting something done I guess. (pfft).

Yet another thing I hate about fucking office life. You better not have screwed up my camping weekend fuckers.

P.S. I swear a lot when I'm irritated and even more when I don't feel well. It's not very attractive I guess.