I think it is safe to say that I am a big loser. I am the only profile that comes up on Blogger with Chairman of the Board as a favorite movie.

Here's a question for you. Why do so many girls play Bass? Is it an easy instrument that gets you rocking quickly? It seems like the one instrument that chicks get into. I find it kind of boring, I mean unless you're Jaco Pastorius, it seems like you really aren't doing much. I know, I'm probably making an erroneous assumption, but I'd much rather rock out on guitar or pound the shit out of the drums. Having said that, I have a guitar that has been leaning against my wall for about 18 months. I can play "Oh Sinner Man" which involves a whole three strings. Maybe I should get a Bass.