Porn is everywhere

On my table today: Totally Juicy, Kwik Off and a pamphlet that says Shake and Score! Unfortunately these would actually be skin cleanser, nail polish remover and the rules to Yahtzee.

My bookcase has two personalities. At first glance, you'll see Bukowski, a couple of Nick Hornbys, Augusten Burroughs, a few non-fiction titles about stripping and poverty. BEHIND these titles is where I stash the stuff I read that might make me look stupid. Us Magazine, my Archie comics, and some dirty dollar store purchases. It looks like somebody stole my copy of My Hot Talk, Confessions of a Phone Mistress.