And My Punishment

For being a bad friend is that I have cigarettes but all my lighters are down in my car so now I have to use my toaster or maybe my stovetop to light the damn thing and that's pretty ghetto or so I hear but actually it sort of makes me feel all poetic and original like I'm too cool to use a lighter or something like that, you know, something that makes me feel less like trash and slightly more special than I really am.

I should probably quit but then what would I do with my hands?