Fat Asses and Rampages

Yeah, believe it or not we are actually looking forward to Grand Theft Auto San Andreas which comes out very soon and we plan to grow our asses as it gets colder outside by hibernating in front of the big screen playing this extremely addictive and oh so outrageously violent video game while cramming our heads full of meaningless calories and perhaps the odd puff of the funny stuff here and there. I might be a little too old for this, but I could also be a little too dead for this and so I'll take being a little too old if those are my choices.

Also let's face it, you can only burn so many calories having sex and when you are as lazy as me, you know that's the only exercise you're going to get and so I've decided to be a quitter and give in to the possibility of an expanding waistline and a dwindling mentality. It's all in good fun.