Is Television your Pimp Daddy?

Television is so fucking toxic and yet I still watch it and quite frankly the stuff I watch is maybe, maybe one step above subnormal and that might be stretching it just a bit. It also makes me feel angry, and that's irrational too, the anger, because the anger is this: Why do people let themselves be so fucking stupid? I really don't think there is any irony in most people's television habits and yes, for some reason that pisses me off. When I hear that pathetic lowest common denominator audience on America's Funniest Home Videos cackle at yet another not even remotely funny Tom Bergeron joke I feel like snapping necks. And that retarded way they have of acting all shy and obsequious when he actually let's them be on camera brings on such a deep rage I can feel in every bone. Maybe I need help, someone needs to tell me why I feel so much anger at this stuff.

I don't watch Survivor. That would certainly put me over the edge. I might watch if one of the contestants really got into the game and went all primal on the other contestants. I'm sure there's a legal loophole given the abnormal environment they endure.