The All Inclusive Vacation

I don't understand the appeal of the all-inclusive vacation. Why pay so much money to completely miss taking in any culture?

Hey, here's an idea, for $4000 I will fill up my living room with sand, hook up a heat lamp, fill up a wading pool with warm water, play a CD of Guantanamera and other resort favorites, have my friends appear periodically to drunkenly ramble at you AND keep you drunk constantly (your drinks WILL have paper umbrellas and be served in tacky themed glasses) for a week. If you call me at the last minute, I can arrange all this for just $950. Any takers?