Women, What Is Wrong With You?

I cannot stand this Bridget Jones crap. I cannot stand obsessing about weight (and golly gee, Renee "gained" weight so she could play "heavy" at what, 130 lbs tops? Give me a break) and age and men and griping about mom and all the other stereotypically female shit that goes on in the world of Bridget Jones. And now, everytime I use the computer, in one way or another I am bombarded by vacuous depictions of Bridget Jones via Renee Zellweger who seems to convey the inner personality of this Bridget Jones twat through a series of wide-eyed, semi-retarded and nearly drooling facial expressions.

"Oh haha look, Bridget can't ski, walk, talk, fuck, do her hair etc. etc. etc."

No but she sure can whine a lot. What the fuck is a singleton? Oh wait, I know, it's a single simpleton, of course.

I'm not even going to start in on Hugh "Pantywaist" Grant.