It Should Be Called The Add A Pound To Your Ass Each Month Club

Am I the only one who thinks THIS is strange? I thought it was a joke at first because of this information on the site: "The Bacon of the Month Club is the go-to gift for that person in your life who loves bacon, who has everything or who has very little." I wasn't aware that bacon was a top choice for those with little. Then again, I had no idea there was such a thing as Artisan Bacon, so it seems I have no clue about the world of bacon OR poverty.

I'm not sure there is anything I like enough food-wise that I'd want to receive heaps of it at my door each month.

The quitting smoking thing is on the backburner. If I don't smoke I snack, and quite frankly, I'd rather smoke. Having a beer and a chocolate bar just doesn't cut it.

I do like to Reat though. (Reading+Eating=Reating). I've been known to Reat in the bathtub. Is that disgusting?