I'm Feeling Pissy Today,

and an annoying thing I've noticed about myself when I feel pissy is that I get sort of prim and prudish and self-righteous and man, that sucks and is really fucked up to boot. I'm sure a psychologist or psychiatrist (the lower case p is on purpose) could tell me all sorts of fascinating fables about why I get that way, but what it comes right down to, I think, is that feeling pissy=feeling bitchy=being mean to others=feel a little better.


It mostly happens when I'm at home alone though, so then, I pretty much don't have anyone to take it out on. That's when the TV commercials really get a piece of my mind and I think they are starting to listen to me, I haven't seen that Canadian Tire asshole for quite some time now. I think maybe somebody finally punched the know-it-all twat in the jaw. It could just be he is getting his vast knowledge base ready for Spring and BOOM! He'll be back to tell us all (well all us Canadians, you Americans will have to figure it out for yourselves) how to best get everything in top running order for the warmer weather. Ever notice how his wife looks and sounds like one of those "not aging too well, whiskey and cigarette, swearing like a trucker" broads? I don't get how she ended up with him...

Man, I hate that dude.