Yesterday

they hosted the Homeless Olympics in the park next to my building. Apparently the 3 top prizes were large, medium and small coffees. They had over 100 entries. This sort of raggedy lady won top prize, but I'm suspicious of her homeless status because she had on really expensive running shoes and in my books that is the equivalent of steroid use in the regular olympics. I'm pretty sure that 2nd and 3rd place winners were rightfully pissed off because hey, there's a big difference in those coffee sizes and cheating sucks.

I might be lying about this.