Arrr Mateys!

I remember how when my sister was about 5 or 6 she had to wear an eyepatch for a lazy eye. This followed a stint wearing some big ass glasses. We used to call her the google eye retard pirate.

We also told her she was adopted from China (the proof of course was in the rather asian looking baby photo of her from the hospital). This story was later revised to an accidental baby swap. I suppose compassion is in short supply in childhood.

Now we just call her Jilldo.