Coors Light

Is girl beer. Having said that, what is with the inane advert running where you and 3 buddies can go to Vegas if you find some stupid poker chip in your case? The whole ad directly targets men, and the only women in sight are wiggle walking arm in arm or dancing provocatively. It's interesting then, because honestly, only a pussy man would drink Coors LIGHT, and I don't mean that in the "hunting down" pussy sense. I mean what... are you afraid your ass will get big if you drink regular beer?

I could not date a Coors Light man. Crap, even I won't drink that crud.