The Creampuff Courthouse Live On Stage

I was thinking about jazz dancing and all those twee little jazz dancing moves that exist and matching satin costumes, not uniforms, oh no, they are costumes. Then I thought about how I really hate jazz dancing. Does anyone even jazz dance anymore? I think now it's all about the hip hop moves and droppin' it and shit like that. Even ON BROADWAY. Serious.

I suppose not many people actually spend any time thinking about jazz dance and how it seems to have fallen out of favour. That is why I think it is important that I talk about it here. Even though I am not in favour of jazz dancing. And what I mean by that is that I think it is very gay. In the eighties meaning of the word gay. Because I think gay people think jazz dancing has lost a little of it's lustre too. It's a pretty universally obvious thing. And the costumes are not even that great anyway. The shoes are nothing special. And once, I had this instructor for jazz dancing who's name was Tom except he said it was "Thom...with an H, thank you very much", and he wore light blue leotards and would leap across the studio and it sort of made me feel angry for some unknown reason, I think it was his blonde hair and very white teeth and I could tell he was an "actor/waiter" even though I was young and he never said anything.

So, Jazz Dancing=No.