Fuck... I HATE Monkeys! Yes, Hate is a strong word, but in this case, not strong enough.
They are the creepiest things, I mean with their human eyes staring at you looking all intelligent and shit, and then there's their nasty long arms and fingers, all bony and strong, and they seem like they are fast and can certainly swing around on things and jump on you.
If we evolved from Monkeys, why did some get left behind? These are the ones to fear.
Now Sea Monkeys, there was a time I could have really got down with them. Unfortunately, one day when I was about 11 I finally got my Sea Monkeys and they didn't look anything like this:
Instead they were these nearly microscopic white buglike, shrimplike things ( I guess they really are some form of shrimp) that looked like this:
and really that is pretty creepy too and it completely disillusioned me about all those great 10 cent products you could buy in the back of your comic books.
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