I Can't

leave a can of pop sitting around. I'm always worried that a bug will get in there.

swallow my food without chewing it up a million times like a moron.

take showers without sitting down. That's why I take baths.

stand the taste of toothpaste. I've tried many, and the flavours are ALL terrible. I do brush anyway, though.

stand blond hair. Not sure why. Funny thing, my boyfriend is fairly blond.

stick to a workout program. I'm too lazy and it's boring.

drink tequila. I CAN drink Jaegermeister though.

get on an airplane. I find it hard to even think about it. I do love trains and boats.

seem to find that job that makes me want to get up in the morning.

stand the look of a suntan. To me, tans look like the skin damage that they are. They also make people look like they need a good washing.

watch tv without continuously making snide remarks. I suppose that makes me very annoying to watch television with.

stand the theatre. Especially musicals. I'm glad Mama Mia is going to end soon. How many fucking years does stuff like that need to run? How many times does someone need to sit through it?

O.K. I'm done for now.