COUNTRY PICKS KING BASED ON SIZE OF HIS PRIVATE PARTS

Today I saw one of the stupidest things I've seen in a while. I call it the "I'm suicidal and don't know it yet" or more simply the "I'm one dumbass fuck" move.

Buddy parks his car on the triangular space of highway between the right lane and the exit lane, walks back to the point where the exit lane begins ("x" below), which puts him squarely between 2 lanes of racing traffic, and stands there gazing up at the signs to figure out if this is the exit he needs or not (at least I'm guessing this is what he is doing, as illogical as that sounds, no other explanation seems more logical).

Hey dude? Unless those signs read "FuckNut City" or "Coffinville" I'm going to volunteer the info that you are in the wrong place and should keep moving.

More proof that evolution might in fact not be a very realistic theory after all.



*this pic is a representation. Picture an extra lane of same direction traffic on the left, a longer "triangle" that puts him further out in the middle, and a non-rural stretch of highway and exit. Add about 15 more vehicles. Oh, and a truck or two.