THESE SONGS TURN YOU GAY

Courtesy of the ever accurate and insightful Weekly World News, here's a list of the songs that will definitely turn you gay... and apparently the more you hear them, the gayer you will become!

YMCA, In the Navy, or Macho Man -- The Village People

I'm Coming Out -- Diana Ross

Constant Craving -- k.d. lang

Outside -- George Michael

Over the Rainbow -- Judy Garland

I'm Too Sexy -- Right Said Fred

I Will Survive -- Gloria Gaynor

Saturday Night Fever -- and anything else by the Bee Gees

Dancing Queen -- Abba

It's Raining Men -- The Weather Girls

Supermodel -- RuPaul

Believe -- Cher

Love to Love You -- Donna Summer

Vogue -- Madonna

Relax -- Frankie Goes to Hollywood

I Will Always Love You -- Whitney Huston

That's the Way I Like It -- KC and the Sunshine Band

Wake Me Up Before You Go Go -- Wham

I'm So Excited -- Pointer Sisters

Psychologist Dr. Todd Snider, author of the upcoming book, Don't Let Music Turn You Gay, recommends that if any of these songs start playing, "Turn them off immediately, leave the room, and start listening to any music by Ted Nugent, Ozzy Osbourne, Van Halen or Frank Sinatra.

If it's too late, check into the nearest hospital emergency room as soon as possible."

You just know Bonnie in Biloxi has this taped to her fridge so she can monitor her children's gay music consumption.