ONE IN 10 DRIVERS YOU PASS ON THE ROAD ARE NAKED FROM THE WAIST DOWN!

Saw this hilarious ad last night for these Summer' s Eve feminine hygiene towelette things. I guess what made it so funny was the statement that "you can be fresh by female standards". So while your cootch can smell like lavender or roses or whatever pretty little dream of a smell they have come up with to represent female standards, buddy boy can continue scratching stray hairs and sweat into his thigh cracks for days on end whilst emitting that scent that apparently represents the male standard of fresh, the smell of penis musk and soiled drawers.

Summer's Eve sounds like the name of some all girl band who celebrates the Solstice and performs on a small stage at Lillith Fair with drummers and druids.