My neighbors must wonder why I am always yelling "NO" and "Stop that you idiot". My little cat has taken to dumping his water dish and then pushing the bowl around the kitchen every time it is filled. He has a bad attitude and doesn't care what I say. He has also started smacking people in the face, but not me. Just remember, you have a PINK nose little man, pink toes too. Gaylord.

I am drinking an Asahi super dry. " The beer for all seasons" the can says. "The beer for all reasons" I say. Man, am I ever witty.

Somebody please do a super cool version of this song. I know it will make you famous.