If you are really trying to find a supremely ugly fashion statement that is guaranteed to make you look deformed, may I suggest the incomprehensibly everywhere boob belt (or leather wonky make me look retarded boob shelf which seems a more appropriate name).
I'm sorry, but anyone who follows this trend has got to be short a few thousand brain cells. Isn't proportion important? I guess nothing says sexy like the illusion of a 6 inch long torso and and a 60 inch lower half. With cattle hips. Not to mention, said placement of the belt makes all non anorexics look pregnant. Maybe people think it makes their boobs look bigger?
No, it just makes your brain look smaller. Trust me.
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