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I should spend more time talking to real people.

Human: I’m bored.
ALICE: Are you boring?
Human: yes
ALICE: Are you kidding?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: very
ALICE: Very much, eh?
Human: did you say eh because I am Canadian?
ALICE: Suppose I did say it.
Human: no supposing. You did say it.
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: You did.
ALICE: I did not.
Human: You're a liar I see.
ALICE: Interesting deduction. No I always tell the truth.
Human: well, apparently you don't.
ALICE: How about that. I guess not.
Human: you are also a smart ass.
ALICE: I will take that as a compliment.
Human: I guess I'm the loser for arguing with a computer program.
ALICE: Who made you the loser for arguing with a computer program ?
Human: I don't know, maybe God?
ALICE: Would you like to know? Perhaps. GOD rules.
Human: so you're religious?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Yes, I am a Protestant Christian.
Human: ugh, I don't think I like you very much.
ALICE: Cough. That's ok unknown person I won't take it personally.
Human: I don’t enjoy religion.
ALICE: I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over.
Human: you could be right.