Deathstrogen

oh jesus, coffee first thing in the morning always makes me feel like I'm going to explode in a tsunami of the shits. Why do people need this stuff on a daily basis?

I have to say, whenever I am in a parking lot and I walk behind a car that is running and has a woman at the wheel, I worry for my life for a moment. I always expect to have to jump out of the way as they start to back out of the spot while fixing their hair in the rearview mirror and balancing their cellphone between chin and shoulder. Sometimes this scenario includes their loudmouth friend cackling at them too...which naturally means said driver woman stops looking in the rearview mirror at her hair and starts looking at her loudmouth friend, because as we all know, it's pretty hard to hear someone talk without looking at them in the face ESPECIALLY while driving, right?

Not to promote stereotypes, but is it a stereotype if it’s the truth?