I took a short lunch today because I got bored sitting there looking at our nearly empty city newspaper BY MYSELF in our ghetto lunch room. I didn’t feel like leaving the office though because honestly I’ve lived in this exact neighborhood for over 10 years and so it’s not that exciting to make an escape, you know?

Oh man, you should see my house right now, PIG STY!!

Does anyone have any good methods for quitting smoking because it’s not working for me and I DON’T want any self-righteous advice from ex-smokers OR EVEN WORSE people who have NEVER smoked because seriously what do you know about it fucker other than you feel superior because you never got sucked into an addiction, don’t get on my ass about it, I guess if I die from smoking I’ll have learned my lesson anyway, so save it.
AND P.S. you never smoked folks, I don’t look up to you, just wanted you to know that, ok? Good, glad we went over that.

so yeah anyway, if someone has some reasonable advice, I’d like to hear it. In the meantime, I will probably buy new cigarettes on the way home from work, but I am at least open to the idea of quitting so as far as I’m concerned that’s a step.

OH don’t suggest Zyban, that made me CARAAAAZY!! Sure, my house was top notch clean but only because that was ALL I could focus on/think about every, I mean EVERY minute of every single day and I cleaned until I almost passed out and even when I was lying on the bed trying to get a breather I was still thinking about microscopic dirt marks and dust bunnies and Swiffers through the haze of almost passing out, so no Zyban stuff, k?

Come to think of it though…. Zyban might help me to erase paragraph 2 up there which is actually just a small sentence but since it’s standing alone I guess it is a paragraph oh crap who cares, that was the most boring part of English class.

ok, bye now.